Broken PromisesThebigfella tugs our coat and says: Are you a LibDem minister, a cheating partner, or maybe you have an annoying friend you can't be bothered with? Tell us of promises you've broken, or if you've been on the receiving end.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:40)
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problem with thatis that the hand knocks repeatedly on the underside of the table, and it sounds, well, like someone being wanked off under the table.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 8:26,
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Which is why you should cry and scream the Lord's Prayer whilst doing it.It hides the knocking sound.
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and makes you come so much faster too.(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:25, closed)
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