I gain a good deal of amusement from the post
where he claimed to be a successful, happily-married thirty-odd businessman, or something similar to that.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:49, 3 replies)

Which is a rather odd fantasy
I think I wanted to be an explorer or astronaut or something at that age.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:51, closed)

Yes it's hilarious, the possibility that someone on b3ta isn't mental and dole

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:53, closed)

No one in the world is mental
If you don't believe me, ask them.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:56, closed)

Successful? Yes. Look how many replies his trolling generates.

Happily married? He could have easily given his right hand a ring, and there's absolutely no chance it'll cheat on him.

Thirty-odd? Maybe, he never specified years, he could have meant periods of five months.

Businessman? The internet is, as the proverb goes, serious business.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:59, closed)

Actually he does have a wife. His dedication to her is commendable.
On the other hand, though, he also has a mistress.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:03, closed)

Does he wife know

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:16, closed)

Well, it's an act of charity on both their parts...

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:19, closed)

hahaha
"He Wife" - by the power of Grayscull!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:19, closed)

It's actually a bloke in drag.
Probably looks like Ronnie Barker in "The Worm that Turned" saga.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:25, closed)

So does she...
(so I heard, loike)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:18, closed)

Hahahahaahhaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:20, closed)