Successful? Yes. Look how many replies his trolling generates.

Happily married? He could have easily given his right hand a ring, and there's absolutely no chance it'll cheat on him.

Thirty-odd? Maybe, he never specified years, he could have meant periods of five months.

Businessman? The internet is, as the proverb goes, serious business.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:59, 1 reply)

Actually he does have a wife. His dedication to her is commendable.
On the other hand, though, he also has a mistress.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:03, closed)

Does he wife know

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:16, closed)

Well, it's an act of charity on both their parts...

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:19, closed)

hahaha
"He Wife" - by the power of Grayscull!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:19, closed)

It's actually a bloke in drag.
Probably looks like Ronnie Barker in "The Worm that Turned" saga.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:25, closed)

So does she...
(so I heard, loike)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:18, closed)

Hahahahaahhaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:20, closed)