
Thebigfella tugs our coat and says: Are you a LibDem minister, a cheating partner, or maybe you have an annoying friend you can't be bothered with? Tell us of promises you've broken, or if you've been on the receiving end.
( , Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:40)
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( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:18, closed)

I call that a win.
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:20, closed)

and yet you still live with mummy and daddy, and have no reasonable prospects of employment. How they haven't smothered you to death out of a sense of profound disappointment is beyond me.
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:24, closed)

Acting out the fantasies of a 14 year old girl by putting on your big sister's clothes and tucking your tackle between your legs. Do she know, or have you become quite adept at folding her stuff up and not leaving any evidence?
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:36, closed)

( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:39, closed)

Rather than one or the other? You're really mixing it up now.
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:49, closed)

Would a spastic with Aspergers just *think* Nnnn Nnnn Nnnn ?
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:51, closed)

To me, and SLVA, and Stap, and MrOli anyway...
If you're going to level a real criticism of all these blowjob jokes, you could maybe say that we've pushed the joke far, far beyond its natural limit of funny? Yeah, run with that.
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:37, closed)

Even better, crack open your short fantasy stories 'Harry the amazing flying Unicorn' for the lulz. I suppose that way you can describe yourself as an unpublished author, as opposed to a crying dole wanker.
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:43, closed)

Did Falstaff dump you recently? You seem to have some real issues here. My advice - turn off the computer for a bit and go down the park toilets for some light relief.
Feel free to use any of the advice we've given out here today regarding technique...
Oh, and do tell us how it went later. We'll all be nervously waiting for you.
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:57, closed)

See, when Rory first turned up, I took him DEADLY SRS, and by god he loved that. After I realised I was making an arse of myself, I started being a lot more light-hearted at him, and now he only comes around to my stuff as a last resort when there's nobody else.
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:01, closed)

I'm gonna give him a big hug next time he's on here. Positive reinforcement.
Sure you were just fine. Anyone who's been here more than a little while can see a cunt being a cunt, and troll kicking can be quite thereputic sometimes :-)
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:30, closed)

I learned a lot. Especially about Rory.
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:33, closed)

You've been stuffing your face with ready meals in front of the TV and then you've come back on here to see if the qotw has changed.
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:30, closed)

Now I musn't hold you up from typing your pathetic asperger entries !!!1!!eleventy!!!!1! You fat cunt
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:36, closed)

You've forgotten the first rule of trolling is not to get angry.
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:44, closed)

This is a new low, even for QOTW
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:47, closed)

I'm going now, it's just too crippled here at the moment
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:57, closed)

No? 'How dare you mock me Rory you prick.'
Come on...this is what you need to hear right? I beg you to stay. You're really annoying me, I promise!
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:59, closed)

(hoped)
I didn't think trolls were supposed to take this kind of thing so personally.
I'm sure you'll be back again though after a quick zit squeezing break. Don't forget to wipe that mirror after.
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:00, closed)
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