Broken Promises
Thebigfella tugs our coat and says: Are you a LibDem minister, a cheating partner, or maybe you have an annoying friend you can't be bothered with? Tell us of promises you've broken, or if you've been on the receiving end.
( , Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:40)
Thebigfella tugs our coat and says: Are you a LibDem minister, a cheating partner, or maybe you have an annoying friend you can't be bothered with? Tell us of promises you've broken, or if you've been on the receiving end.
( , Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:40)
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How's about
you bob up and down on my member like a ship rounding cape horn in inclement weather.
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:10, 11 replies)
you bob up and down on my member like a ship rounding cape horn in inclement weather.
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:10, 11 replies)
Depends.
Based on everything I know of you (your username) I have a horrible suspicion your balls have hard shells on them. This puts me off.
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:11, closed)
Based on everything I know of you (your username) I have a horrible suspicion your balls have hard shells on them. This puts me off.
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:11, closed)
Please? Why do you care what happens to my chin?
I'll take the risk of bouncing it off your horrible plastic walnut of a scrotum before I'll be seen wearing a damned chin guard! Get that in my mouth!
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:17, closed)
I'll take the risk of bouncing it off your horrible plastic walnut of a scrotum before I'll be seen wearing a damned chin guard! Get that in my mouth!
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:17, closed)
I'll bet
you can't touch your nose to my pubic hair while my cock's in your mouth.
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:22, closed)
you can't touch your nose to my pubic hair while my cock's in your mouth.
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:22, closed)
An interesting one...
I can only assume you've waxed your entire lower body area like some kind of feeble sissy David Beckham nancy limp-wristed panty-waisting girly-man.
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:28, closed)
I can only assume you've waxed your entire lower body area like some kind of feeble sissy David Beckham nancy limp-wristed panty-waisting girly-man.
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:28, closed)
Of course I have
I'm leaving on holidays Saturday!
Work's over now, I'd best be off!
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:29, closed)
I'm leaving on holidays Saturday!
Work's over now, I'd best be off!
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:29, closed)
Damn straight.
You are a feeblemincer of Claryan proportions, and your entire body is as hairless as a Spartan catamite.
(I had the response prepped, I wasn't gonna waste it. :P)
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:35, closed)
You are a feeblemincer of Claryan proportions, and your entire body is as hairless as a Spartan catamite.
(I had the response prepped, I wasn't gonna waste it. :P)
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:35, closed)
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