Ferretty doom
I promised my friend I'd look after her ferret for the week... It was really old and miserable, so I broke it's neck and told her it had died of old age
(teasus likes tea, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 10:31, 13 replies)

You are a cunt.

( .Yeti., Sun 5 Dec 2010, 11:25, closed)

An understatement.

(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 13:08, closed)

cool
notoriety, sort of
(teasus likes tea, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 18:52, closed)

IGNORED!

(Kip, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 13:48, closed)

Well I laughed
because it's obviously not true.Or do you all take every post on here as gospel?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 14:24, closed)

It's the incorrect use of 'it's' they're objecting to.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:09, closed)

It's the incorrect placement of a preposition to which I am objecting.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 2:15, closed)

to borrow the punchline of an old joke
you mean "the incorrect placement of a preposition which I am objecting to, motherfucker".
(unclestinky, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 4:06, closed)

That's the one :)
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:39, closed)

Sorry it is true.
I didn't think people would hate this so much. It was in pain and I ended it as nicely as possible without upsetting her. I've killed several tasty animals this way and it's really rather painless...
I hope that if I'm in pain at the end of my life someone would do the same for me. Well sort of anyway.
(teasus likes tea, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:18, closed)

Weirdo.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 7:08, closed)

This also works
for babysitting difficult or noisy toddlers.
(brutal stack Raided the beeves of Apollo on, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:23, closed)

To be honest
If one applied enough force it would work on most things I would imagine. Anything with a spinal cord or a notochord anyway.
(unclestinky, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 6:00, closed)