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Thebigfella tugs our coat and says: Are you a LibDem minister, a cheating partner, or maybe you have an annoying friend you can't be bothered with? Tell us of promises you've broken, or if you've been on the receiving end.

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Amex?
I'm surprised she found somewhere that allowed it as payment.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:09, 1 reply)
It's not for buying things!
It's for 'accidentally' slipping out of your wallet in front of ladies.
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I usually use my cock for that.
It doesn't help though.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:24, closed)
What's the credit limit on your cock?
Mine has terrible APR, and chlamydia.
(I helped save b3ta! SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 7:48, closed)
Terribly low.
Waiters invariably turn their noses up at it in restaurants, and my barman refuses to give cashback on it.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:34, closed)

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