Lucky EscapesFreddie Woo says: Looking back on it, the moment when we left the road because I was trying to get the demister to work, regaining control just in time to miss a tree probably wasn't my finest bit of driving, nor my cleanest pair of pants. Tell us about your lucky escapes
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:44)
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once, many years agoI was in the bath, with an erection, busting for a piss.
long story short, I accidentally pissed into my own mouth
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:02,
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How many times has this won?And if the answer isn't 'every week' then I demand to know why.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:07,
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My favourite warm TV dinner was last week.(
Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:34,
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"Accidentally"(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 2:12, closed)
agreedI wonder if he had a Roger Moore raise of the eye brow just before the event happened.
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Pro: funny story. Con: what the left-handed fuck has it got to do with "lucky escapes"???(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:21, closed)
See last week's question for details.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:10,
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I have never oncebeen able to urinate whilst I have had an erection.
Something to do with the swelling causing the the urethra to be closed off.
Your penis must be abnormal.
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ive done it. Just one of those humbdingers where it just wont go and you are busting after a night on the ale. Standing in the shower seems to be the solution
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I've managed it. Directing the stream where it needs to go is altogether impossible though.
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