I have in mind a true story which I'm considering posting tomorrow.
However I'm concerned that it may be met with ridicule, derision or worse still, criticism from people who live under bridges. What do you think is my best course of action bearing in mind I don't want to be upset?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 22:42, 9 replies)

Don't get upset, you delicate screaming fucking mary.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 22:52, closed)

Thanks for the support and encouragement.
I may just do it.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 22:57, closed)

Publish and be damned.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 0:08, closed)

Find a "Comedy Website"
Post your tale as a broadside against the non-participants of the website who do nothing more than turn up to deride, ridicule and nay even critisise the "true story" posters.
Sit back, enjoy the show.
lol!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 6 Jul 2013, 0:18, closed)

To the shit-flingers, I say this - this post was originally in the "Emergency Services" question. Before you make your sad, old OkCupid jokes at my expense, how about reading the last paragraph above. And then reflect on the fact that there are some who have had far luckier escapes than having had to witness your particular brand of dribbly shit.To the shit-flingers, I say this - this post was originally in the "Emergency Services" question. Before you make your sad, old OkCupid jokes at my expense, how about reading the last paragraph above. And then reflect on the fact that there are some who have had far luckier escapes than having had to witness your particular brand of dribbly shit.To the shit-flingers, I say this - this post was originally in the "Emergency Services" question. Before you make your sad, old OkCupid jokes at my expense, how about reading the last paragraph above. And then reflect on the fact that there are some who have had far luckier escapes than having had to witness your particular brand of dribbly shit.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 12:48, closed)

0_0
From the mind that also gave us -
" i dun farted
lol"
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 6 Jul 2013, 12:51, closed)

Gosh how highly original

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:37, closed)

I'm afraid we've had to reject you Club Dreary application.
Try another few weeks of self-pity and attention seeking and apply again. Xxx.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 8:15, closed)

^ the quintessential lucky escape!

( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 11:57, closed)