Lucky EscapesFreddie Woo says: Looking back on it, the moment when we left the road because I was trying to get the demister to work, regaining control just in time to miss a tree probably wasn't my finest bit of driving, nor my cleanest pair of pants. Tell us about your lucky escapes
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:44)
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Ok do it again but this time say you connected the nitrous directly to the engine to give it 9,000bhp and then accelerated so hard that the supermodel in the passenger seat's clothes all fell off and then you hit a ramp and did a barrel roll and the supermodel landed on your erect cock and you fucked her brains out whilst being chased by 500 police cruisers armed with gatling guns but you did a wicked 360 and they all ended up in a massive pile up like in Blues Brothers.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 21:35,
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That's exactly how it happened!Except for the part where I was fucking in mid air.
My life sucked severely, as I had put every dime I ever made into that stinking car. Sobs.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 22:21,
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