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rob, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:48)
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Good things come to those who waitLIKE A REALLY WICKED EVENING THREAD!!!!
I won't be participating though as I'm going to look at, then draw pictures of, scantily clad women.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 18:26,
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you know what, steve and ian missed a trick therechoose your own pornographic adventures. 'fucking fantasy', if you will
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 18:30,
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The scantily-clad housewife swings open the bathroom cupboard, barely missing the end of your raging lob-on."There's the boiler", she says. "It keeps making this banging noise every night, half an hour after the heating starts up."
If you want to bleed all the radiators and do a pressure check on the system, turn to 214.
If you want to ask for a cup of tea while you phone your mate to come and have a look because you haven't got a fucking clue and only started in this job yesterday, turn to 12.
If you want to make suggestive comments followed by a grab for the woman's enormous breasts, turn to 105.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 18:43,
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