Make it so that the top three people on the board stats aren't allowed to post the next day
This will have a positive effect in a few ways:

- the board doesn't get dominated by someone just because they post a lot

- the people who post a lot will have to go outside and so will feel better about their lives, thus improving the quality of their future posts

- people will avoid posting superfluous *ningles, I'm eating eggs* crap

- people who have posted tons in the last few days will start to hold off unless they have something really funny to say
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:01, 9 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You want to be daytime so bad.

( Ttssattsr, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:46, Reply)

I want daytime to be so good

( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:14, Reply)

either this
or, whomever posted the most on /board during a given week is put on the naughty step the following week, as an encouragement to step away from the computer and enjoy life.
( Shiksa, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 0:07, Reply)

What's to stop
people setting up more usernames line gronkpan2?
(aroe_m0rre, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:53, Reply)

There can be only one
gronkpan.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:08, Reply)

I don't have any opinion about this but I'd just like to say that gronkpan is ace and should be given some sort of internet achievement award

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:13, Reply)

Why do you just ignore the top three posters for a week?
People come on b3ta for all sorts of reasons,maybe real life is shit for them at the moment,why take their only bit of fun away from them?
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 29 Aug 2009, 11:54, Reply)

gronkpan for God 2011

( Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 13:40, Reply)

I've just eaten an egg with chili sauce
And turkey sausage.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 16:46, Reply)