Woopsie!
Much like everyone here, I wasn't exactly the most popular kid in school. In fact, even stating that would be labouring the point somewhat. But now with the benefit of hindsight, and facebook, I think all in all, I win. But that's not the point of this little missive. The point- well, read on.

Imagine it's the end of the day. Imagine waiting at the tram stop to get yourself on the way home, minding your own business. Then imagine your air supply being cut off as someone decides it would be a good idea to dangle themselves round your neck. In terms of sheer creativity, I will give them that. The trouble was, his creativity wasn't backed up by any kind of forward thinking and common sense.

Now please bear in mind what happened next was purely accidental. Seriously. Reacting on instinct, I bent forward, somehow pulling off the best judo throw of my life, without even meaning to, and probably never to be repeated. The little cunt landed in a manner similar to a WWE wrestler experiencing a pile driver, and was spark out on the floor for a good few seconds. That is honestly the only time I've ever thought I'd killed someone. Luckily, for both me and my trousers, he came to, and then tried groggily swinging for me, swearing with a creativity only a drunken Irishman can muster, only to be held back by a giggling group of his friends.

True to form, he left me alone after that, and seemed relatively normal- who knows- perhaps the knock to his head did him some good?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 13 May 2009, 15:27, 10 replies)

Dude
Much like everyone here, I wasn't exactly the most popular kid in school.

Dont look for some sort of cameraderie, no one was or is as unpopular as you.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:38, closed)

And I don't even know who you fucking are!
Apart from some kind of enraged internet keyboard warrior with a penchant for WoW and an addiction to cheesy Wotsits?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 13 May 2009, 15:40, closed)

OH NO YOU DI'UNT

( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:40, closed)

Surely this is only his first mistake, though?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 15:40, closed)

I'm never going to live that one down, am I?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 13 May 2009, 15:42, closed)

GET OUT OF TOWN.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 15:39, closed)

I was trying to.
Bloody Sheffield city centre.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 13 May 2009, 15:40, closed)

And this week on QOTW island....
Piston is CHRIS JERICHO.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:15, closed)

oh fuck off you tedious spastic
do the world a fucking favour and get a fucking vasectomy.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 14 May 2009, 5:38, closed)

It's only the internet Az
Do chill out.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 14 May 2009, 12:19, closed)