When I was at school I got bullied by this big, mean chav
He used to push me down and make me cry.
This

was

his

first

mistake

Imagine my delight at the 11th hour when I got my last laugh at his expense and laughed loudest served cold.

I

Beat

Him

Up

and he was a failure drugtaker, there are lots of them from the mean streets where I grew up, perhaps That's why I'm so fucked up and interesting.

edit: Now I drive a Honda! In your face INTERNET
( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:39, 9 replies)

Did you run him over
In your Honda?
( Cawl, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:43, closed)

Dude
if I were a woman, my fanny would be wider than Julia Roberts smile right now.

You must be so popular and cool.

I bet you have a Honda.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:43, closed)

Did you make him bleed
Did that turn you on?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:46, closed)

I can practically
SMELL the Honda
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:06, closed)

^this

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 13 May 2009, 16:10, closed)

Fuck, yes
You win a crushed ribcage and a sound dose of conscience. Rev that Honda!
( the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:51, closed)

you are crap...
didnt have the same effect as mine did it.

;)
(hoogie Original Cunt Horse Author, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:05, closed)

Which one would that be?

( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:01, closed)

Oh right!
the one you deleted because everyone took the mickey out of you in it for being a gigantic tit.

That was great that one, mine will never equal it.
( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:02, closed)