Bullies
My mum told me to stand up to bullies. So I did, and got wedgied every day for a month. I hated my boss.
Suggested by Mariam67
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:27)
Standing up has side effects
I was a big sod of a teenager, I was also the only person in my school to play rugby and I was a Jiu Jitsu blue belt. By rights I should have been the one doing the bullying, unfortunately it was the other way round. Probably because I was English and studying at a catholic (i.e. republican) secondary school in Northern Ireland.
One day after a day of people making fun of my accent, something inside me snapped. I did a leg sweep of one of the schools more notorious hard men and when he was on the ground I started laying kicks in to him. His mates tried to lay in to me, but I had gone so psycho they didn't stand a chance.
Long story short, after the dust had settled no one would speak to me. It wasn't because I wasn't the hard kid who stood up to bullies, no it was because I was now seen as the psycho freak.
I just couldn't win.
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Grundie, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:33,
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Haha..
..'best I did karate and SHOWED them' lie yet.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:49,
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Needs more "Needless to say, I had the last laugh"
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RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:37,
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And also some "got the girl"
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:38,
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And explosions
LOTS more explosions
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TollSchaft, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:27,
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Can I be your best friend please?
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:37,
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Isn't blue belt a really low level belt?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:38,
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It's above cyan if I'm not mistaken.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:39,
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Yes.
It takes all of about a year to get to.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:55,
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Playing rugby most have been a lonely affair.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:55,
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