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My mum told me to stand up to bullies. So I did, and got wedgied every day for a month. I hated my boss.

Suggested by Mariam67

(, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:27)
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Second Week of Big School 1983
At lunchtime I was hanging around by the tree in the playing field suddenly a bigger kid comes up to me and said 'Oi! are you new here'? I replied in a quiet 'Y-y-yes'.

He said 'Watch this' and picked up a small rock from the floor and threw it as hard as he could.

About 200ft away a small kid in my year was nonchalantly strolling at the end of field probably thinking about the latest adventures of Dangermouse, unaware that I and a few others were watching the trajectory of the missile as it made a graceful arc across the sky.

It looked like it was going to bounce right off the top of his head, and with a loud CRACK!, it did.

I turned to the bully with a look of amazement as he said 'That's physics that is mate, You'll learn that in a few years' and with that the stone thrower strolled off.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:23, 5 replies)
I like this
As a physicist of course, not a bully!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:49, closed)
I witnessed something similar.
Instead of a rock it was a javelin.It went through the victims training shoe and pinned him to the spot.We were quite disappointed that it missed his foot completely.Even the teacher called him a lucky bastard.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:01, closed)
Hurrah for didiactobullies!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:34, closed)
A great story
Further enhanced by the mention of Dangermouse.
(, Sun 17 May 2009, 12:27, closed)
He should have used a trebuchet however.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:32, closed)

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