At school
I had glasses, red hair, eczema, and asthma. I wore shabby clothes, had a dysfunctional family, and I was a teacher's pet.

....I might as well have had a massive target painted on my shirt. :P

A few more inventive insults were "The Itchy and Scratchy Show", "Cootie Counter" and "Injection for Life".

It's fun in hindsight. Back then, I needed therapy.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:50, 5 replies)

jeesis
being the teachers pet is the sealer... you should have visibly rebbelled against 'teacher' to have stood any chance, or started selling smack...
(The Cats Twat, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:16, closed)

To be fair
it was probably only because the teachers felt sorry for me. :P
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:11, closed)

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i was just wondering wat's the injection for life about? did you have aid's aswel
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:53, closed)

No...
It was used as an "Inoculation against Sivvus" in my school. I was quite surprised when I went to high school and found out it had another meaning. :P
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:19, closed)

This strikes home.
I too have eczema and have been called "The Itchy and Scratchy Show", amongst many, many other things. My condolences.
(FredrickPendragon found this post to be in very bad taste on:, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:34, closed)