BulliesMy mum told me to stand up to bullies. So I did, and got wedgied every day for a month. I hated my boss.
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Big boysstole all my Star Wars figures and my first 500 issues of 2000AD, leaving me potentially penniless.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:02,
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And you had to tell teh internetWaah!
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Big boys stole my mum toothey gave her back a bit later, but then they kept taking her away again most evenings.
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I heardthey sold her at a car boot sale for a fraction of her true value.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:23,
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I heard they managed to buy youwith the proceeds.
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you heard wrong-I come for free.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:31,
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But making them come costs 50p and a half of shandy(, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:33, closed)
last timeit was two pints of Gem and a bag of pork scratchings. Shandy is too weak - you can detect the viagra/rohypnol aftertaste.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:37,
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That taste just says to me"you're in for a GREAT night"
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