Anyone else get this?
At primary school, one of the boys started "going out" with a girl, holding hands, giving her his best pogs and passing notes to her in class. When this secret daring affair was bought to the attention of the rest of the class a whole bunch of people started teasing him and taking the piss, often by shouting out "Gay!". Even at that age I kind of wondered how going out with a girl made you gay.....
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:03, 4 replies)

Apparently
It should be spelled "ghey" in this context and has an entirely different meaning. Or so I'm told by my son's Gay friend. Who uses the insult constantly.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 14 May 2009, 11:59, closed)

Yes..
..this is the same logic that makes some folk call a girl a "slag" or "whore" when they WON'T sleep with 'em!
(greatoldone Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl f'tagn, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:09, closed)

Girls are for queers
QED
(teebie jeebie, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:16, closed)

Old one
Probably from here.

Whats the defenition of a Glaswegian Homosexual?

A man who'd rather see his girlfriend than fight.
(kitescreech still here, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:39, closed)