Sticking up for my younger brother
High school wasn't too pleasant for me, i was the skinny, scruffy kid who was an easy target for those out to 'prove themselves' in the warzone that was the school playground.

Admittedly i was quite meek, often accepting a punch in the ribs with just shrug and a smile. Dead arms and legs were a common occurence and i took it all without retaliation.

That is... the day one of the fuckers hurt my younger brother who had just joined the school. Because he was my brother, some of the nastier kids thought it would be funny to start bullying him too.

BAD MOVE.

After one particular incident were two lads tried to mug him for dinner money (or maybe just for the hell of it), i decided enough was enough and i would get revenge.

Two or three days later, i was walking home from school and i saw one of the offenders sat with his mates on a brick wall. Usually at that point i would cross the road and try and skulk off down an alleyway and find an alternative route home.
Not today though.... I was so enraged that the only thing i remember was the aftermath.

By all accounts i had calmly walked up to the lads. Before they even said anything i punched one of the lads in the mouth, knocking him backwards off the wall. A second or two later, the main bully swang a punch for me (whilst still sat on the wall). I ducked it, grabbed him by his collar and tie and literally threw him face first off the wall. He landed on his chin and also very awkwardly onto his knee with a nasty, sickening crack.

The other lads did nothing, probably too alarmed by his high pitched shrieking, as it later turned out he had dislocated his knee cap and torn the ligaments in his leg.

Little bastard didn't bother me or my brother again.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:17, 5 replies)

in my mind
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:25, closed)

So what you're saying is that picking on your brother was their first mistake?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:30, closed)

I want to fuck your talk hole like I'm setting a fence post you massive bag of horn

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:31, closed)

Getting in the way of his HONDA ACCORD was their SECOND MISTAKE

( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:50, closed)

BAD MOVE.
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( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:33, closed)