What ya gonna do brother?
I'm walking to work the other day when three lads are walking towards me on the same side of the road.

Two are dressed in a not too stand out kind of way while the third is dressed in a shirtless shirt, shorts and a bandanna. He also has long blonde hair.

As I get close the stand out guy says to me

"Oi mate, don't you know the rocker look went out of fashion five years ago?"

I look up and with a raised eyebrow reply

"I'm sorry but I'm not going to take fashion tips from a man wearing Hulk Hogan's cast offs!"

With that I continued walking happy to hear the cacophony of giggles from his friends.

Does that make me the bully or him?
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Sun 17 May 2009, 23:42, 4 replies)

that happens to me a lot
but i never think of a good response until 2 minutes later. i play piano and often have to carry my 76-keyer to and from rehearsals; most of the remarks i get from people in the street are "that's a big guitar" or "that's a big suitcase".

this one guy the other day said "play us a tune tosser!" he had no teeth and looked like shit. My point is, isnt it strange how it always seems to be really weird looking people who comment on other peoples appearance?! In this I include chavs who seem to think wearing gym clothes casually is normal, and have their trousers tucked into their socks.

Once I was dressed as a WW2 soldier for a party and a guy said "hello sailor". You can't write that stuff. The best was "you look like superman", to which I replied "thanks very much!" :D
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 18 May 2009, 1:07, closed)

..a shirtless shirt? :D
good gag though. :)
(idle insomniac enjoys listening to Sigur Rós at stupid hours, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:00, closed)

Hahaha!
I meant sleeveless. Dammit!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:33, closed)

I read that and thought 'shirtless shirt? Never heard of that. I must be getting well old. I better google it and see what it is'... But because I am so old my Alzheimers kicked in and I completely forgot.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:10, closed)