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My mum told me to stand up to bullies. So I did, and got wedgied every day for a month. I hated my boss.

Suggested by Mariam67

(, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:27)
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I wasn't going to post, I can' t add anything that hasn't been said already..
So have a pearoast from a while back, we need more funny...

Bless her...
My elder Sparklet is known for her outspokenness, always has either suffered, or made others suffer for it, but she's a great girl and I'm very proud of her..

She was bullied to hell at her secondary school, there was one yound lad who had decided it was his "Turn" to make her life a misery, which he did, for the rest of the term. Then he was off school with a weird form of bone cancer, resulting in an amputation of one of his arms up to the elbow. During his illness, the school went into overdrive collecting money for him, extolling his virtues as Captain of the school rugby team, top student and all round nice guy, which pissed her off no end, given how he'd treated her. So much so that when the collection came round at parents evening, she asked the collector what the plans were for the funds raised, they replied that they were compiling a list of suggestions, and stood with pens poised.

"How's about half a juggling lesson?" asked my dear daughter, before turning on her heel, marching off and leaving me to deal with it..
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:20, 6 replies)
Now that's class!
Harsh, but fair.
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:39, closed)

Well trained, your young'un.
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:59, closed)
I liked it then
I like it now. And I like your daughter (in a good way!)
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:05, closed)
I might consider
liking his daughter in a not-so-good way.
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:23, closed)
Sit down!
Epic one-liner. Fuck him, I've nothing against people with cancer - obviously - but just like Jade Goody, it doesn't preclude him from being a cock gobbling turd stain.
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:59, closed)
^ what rookie said
this is the kind of put down I wish I'd been brave enough to try at school. No qualms now thankfully!
You must be very proud :)
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:18, closed)

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