BulliesMy mum told me to stand up to bullies. So I did, and got wedgied every day for a month. I hated my boss.
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Bullying in the ArmyWay back, when I served in the forces. I'll always remember basic training for witnessing first hand some of the most horrific bullying a person could ever be made to go through. First up, the sergeant was a complete and utter sadistic bastard. No question about it. Luckily he took a bit of a liking to me though so I got away with the most of it. In every group there's always a weak one though, and one of my fellow new recruits was, shall we say, a little less than suitable for military life. He was a tad overweight, a bit soft, and frankly just didn't have the right aptitudes for being a soldier. God only knows why he signed up. Anyhow, this inevitably led to him performing much more poorly than the rest of the group, and whenever he cocked up the sarge had a rather sickening technique of punishing not him but everybody except him in the group, which as you can imagine resulted pretty soon in almost everybody turning against him too. Things all came to a head one night when, having had enough of being punished for his fuck ups, everybody (myself included, I'm ashamed to say) snuck out their beds, held him down to his bunk and proceeded to knock seven colours of shite out of him using bars of soap wrapped inside towels. he cried in his bunk for ages afterwards.
He topped himself some time afterwards. In the back of a Honda Accord I believe.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:42, 6 replies)
F.M.J.who said that? who the fuck said that!?
what twinkle-toed, lilly-livered, commie cock-sucking bastard said that!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
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What is your major malfunction?(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:09,
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