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We've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.

Thanks to dozer for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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A friend of mine claimed to have their labia pierced.
This friend is a man.
(Irregular Joe last touched ham on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:58, 7 replies)
new labia
new danger
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 2:34, closed)
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FFS!
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 5:21, closed)
Combine this with a piercing based death
where he repeatedly gets parts of his own body punctured in an effort to find said labia and you'd have the idealised Darwin Award winner.
(Monchberter Can't go wrong with Doom, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:41, closed)
so - really
he had his biffins bridge pierced?

wow..

that would hurt... alot.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:22, closed)
He could still have had them pierced
but it would be incredibly easy to verify.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:48, closed)
"Labia" is Latin for "lips"
So maybe he's got a lip ring and an 'O' level
(I helped save b3ta! shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:14, closed)
maybe he meant...
...he's got a pierced labia or two
that he sliced from the tuppences of screaming thruppeny bit whores in ye olde londone town
(evilneb nothing to see here, move along.., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:12, closed)

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