Bullshit and BullshittersWe've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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OnceI told my ex missis that men had periods. I told her that obviously there was no blood but for one week a month men got really moody as their hormone levels soared and that they were also hornier than normal just afterwards. She believed me for all of about the 5 minutes it took to call her mum.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:37, 2 replies)
Actually that's trueMen *do* have a hormonal cycle. It's usually subtle, though.
But the schoolboy-error you made there was to think that an excuse that SHE is allowed to use - eg "I'm moody because of my hormones" - would be considered valid when YOU use it. Really, have you learned nothing about women?
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:55, closed)
I told my GF that men have two bladders the other dayI told her its because we dont have a womb, and instead just have another bladder... thats why i wee more than her (she is actually alot smaller than me, and I drink beer when we are out)
She ended up ringing her dad.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:12, closed)
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