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We've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.

Thanks to dozer for the suggestion

(, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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Re-trading
When I joined the army the guy in the bedspace next to me introduced himself, utterly sincerely, with the line "hi my names Ashton, but everyone calls me maverick. I've just transferred to the army from the us navy top gun school of flight. I normally fly F14's but decided to try something different"

The something different was logistics truck driving incidentally. He eventually got thrown out for taking a shit in the bottom of his locker before an inspection (I still had to put up with the twat for 6 months before we got to that point mind you).
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:57, closed)
You do get them
My training troop seemed to have more than its fair share, but then again it was the Signals.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:10, closed)
Err
What? He took a shit, in the bottom of his locker, before an inspection? Any particular reason, or did he just get caught in some fit of fancy?
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 19:16, closed)
This turd belongs to...
....furey.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IN THE BOTTOM OF YOUR LOCKER PRIVATE PYLE?

snarfle.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 8:39, closed)

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