Bullshit and Bullshitters
We've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
( , Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
We've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
( , Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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I am a dick.
I not only lied to my boss about me being Jewish but also told him I needed certain days off because of this...and that Jews can eat bacon but only if it is a bagel. He still believes this fact.
I also told my mum that it was okay that she liked Daniel Bedding field because he truly was an amazing man due to the fact he has severe autism.
I also told my friend that Paul McCartney is going to do a duet with NDubz as he has said he wants to be a part of the next musical revolution.
If you yawn and look at your watch at the same time in McDonalds’ the staff have the right to be banned from every single McDonalds’ in the world.
99.9% of the time I wait five minutes and then tell them I am a big fat liar. However even though he isn’t my boss anymore I still want him to believe that gem.
( , Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:46, 1 reply)
I not only lied to my boss about me being Jewish but also told him I needed certain days off because of this...and that Jews can eat bacon but only if it is a bagel. He still believes this fact.
I also told my mum that it was okay that she liked Daniel Bedding field because he truly was an amazing man due to the fact he has severe autism.
I also told my friend that Paul McCartney is going to do a duet with NDubz as he has said he wants to be a part of the next musical revolution.
If you yawn and look at your watch at the same time in McDonalds’ the staff have the right to be banned from every single McDonalds’ in the world.
99.9% of the time I wait five minutes and then tell them I am a big fat liar. However even though he isn’t my boss anymore I still want him to believe that gem.
( , Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:46, 1 reply)
Daniel Bedding field because he truly was an amazing man due to the fact he has severe autism
this is not true?
but that doesnt make sense -hes a proper mong
( , Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:48, closed)
this is not true?
but that doesnt make sense -hes a proper mong
( , Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:48, closed)
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