Bullshit and BullshittersWe've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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This girl I know went to the cinema and when she sat down there was a needle in the seat which went into her bum and when she got up she saw there was a note saying "Welcome to the world of AIDS" and that's true.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:26,
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I know someonewho woke up in a bath full of ice and didn't have any kidneys
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:12,
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damn!you beat me to it!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:57,
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That's nothing!I knew a girl who wanked using a live lobster and ended up "giving birth to"
thousands of mudshrimp.
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I know someonewho used to get fucked up the arse by at least twenty blokes every Saturday, and when he awoke in his bed of a Sunday morning there was a cup of tea on his bedside table bearing the note "Welcome to the world of the alien abductees" with that week's winning lottery numbers on the back. Every freakin' week.
You'd think he'd learn.
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.Yeti., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:59,
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I did that to someone onceexcept I used my cock, not a needle.
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Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:36,
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