A guy
I vaguely knew at University was one of those Walter from Big Lebowski style bullshitters - he could get you anything. A fragment of the true cross? No problem, I'll call my uncle in the Vatican. A bunch of supermodels and a honda accord for a party? Yeah not a problem, I'll call my mate the millionaire. All relatively standard in the bovine faecal department.

On weekend a bunch of us were invited to a party - a relatively low key affair as it turned out - and found that Mr. Bullshit was there too. Quite late into the evening a group of people were discussing the possibilities of buying massive drugs and Mr. Bullshit piped up that he was, like, friends with these well hard gangsters from when they'd hung out in this, like, well rough estate together, who'd give him a good deal on certain powders. He volunteered to go meet his 'gangster friends' and obtain said powders. A quick whip round is given by those in on it, and he toddles off with a wodge of money not far short of £200.

Quite a large amount of time passes, and those who've chipped in are starting to get a bit antsy when, eventually, Mr. Bullshit comes back in, boasting about how his gangster mates had seen him right et.c. et.c. and he had the item they all wanted.

Smugly, to the frankly disbelieving looks of about half the people there, he opened his cupped hands to reveal two persil washing tablets in a small net bag. They weren't even crushed up.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:59, 8 replies)

Did
it become apparent that he was a massive bull shitter before you and your mates gave him £200, or after?
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 17:23, closed)

After presumably. Who would give £200 to a proven bullshit merchant?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 18 Jan 2011, 17:29, closed)

why a bullshitter me thinks ..Mmmm Hmmmm...

(waxdart hello., Tue 18 Jan 2011, 17:44, closed)

He
got the money off a load of people who only just met him, or hadn't figured out he was a bullshit merchant. Anyone with prior experience of him stayed well away.

The fallout was quite amusing to watch.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 21:57, closed)

So...
Did he still have the money?

Did he get a sound thrashing?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 17:42, closed)

Careful now, we could end up with a bullshit black hole here

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 18 Jan 2011, 17:56, closed)

"They weren't even crushed up."
Unlike him shortly afterwards, I imagine.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 18:54, closed)

haha
We once bought some washing powder by accident in Amsterdam.

A mate was so hopeful that there might at least something in there that he did the lot.

Washing powder = excessive nose bleeds.
( rofl harris, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:49, closed)