Bullshit and BullshittersWe've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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Bullshit with a splash of truthWalking around the Bristol University freshers fair a few years ago with a new housemate we stopped by the cricket stand do he could sign up. The captain asked what level he'd played at, "School? Village? County Youth?". No. "International." He looked like he was going to soil himself until my new chum clarified that he was from Luxembourg.
Ok, it might be utter bullshit - but who would boast about being on the Luxembourg cricket team?
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Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 17:46,
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I fucking hate cricket and don't understand how to play it.I think I may be better than a Luxembourgian criketier
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Me tooit's shite and goes on way too long. If it was 30 minutes each inning and they had 2 innings each, I could cope, but going on for days? No.
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His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:41,
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