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We've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.

Thanks to dozer for the suggestion

(, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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I used to be in a band (we were actually really good - no bullshit!)
when the original bassist (who had a strange shaped head, and was nicknamed Tefal, for those of you old enough to remember that putdown) Left us to go to Uni we enlisted the talents of Bulb, (funnily enough he was called this cos' his head was shaped like a lightbulb)..
anyway Bulb was full of shit, and a bit of an unreliable theiving twat..

He turned up at rehearsal one week without his usual bass (paid for by the band might i add), instead he had some crappy Encore cheap and nasty one with him he'd borrowed, as "our" bass had stopped working and had been taken to be mended...

fast forward 2 weeks & 4 rehearsals, still no bass.. by pure luck Our guitarist called into A music shop in the city centre (where they bought/sold repaired stuff) and Voila! Our bass up for sale!

We decided to buy it back anyway and present it to him at the next rehearsal!

Where he was shocked and stunned that a music shop would sell something he'd taken in for repairs! The bastards!
he actually went along with this line and said he'd been and "had a go at them".. gave us some money back - "less what it was to be repaired" and "he wouldn't fucking go there ever again!"

Length? - tefals head was about 9 or 10 inches across the Forehead, Bulbs - about 20" circumference.
(, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 0:54, 1 reply)
You must have been rolling in it
to buy an instrument for a band member you dislike, twice. Cash advance from your first E.P.?
(, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:51, closed)

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