How I Skive Off Work
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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Well to be honest . . .
I post crap on B3TA.
Mind you I quit on Monday. Mouthing off to my Boss on the holiday topic might not have been so bad if Rudi hadn't sent it 'round to everyone.
Wanker.
edit --> I Should point out here that, excluding the obvious factual likelihood that it is an accurate description of a pastime in which Rudi, along with at least 90% of other males, participates, Rudi is an all round good chap and not generally deserving of the title 'Wanker'.
On this occasion I referred to him in this derogatory way because:
a) I thought it was funny to do so in my post;
b) he genuinely did forward a post, in which I called my boss a cunt, on to said boss;
c) it is in my nature to be indiscriminately offensive.
I should like to beg his forgiveness for such a slur on his name, but also to remind him that almost everything that falls out of my mouth is meant in a light-hearted way (the best way to tell is by seeing whether I am holding a blunt instrument or not).
None the less, in this situation, I feel that some single expletive sentence is required here, but in deference to the opinions of others I shall stick to expressions which describe the situation rather than an individual:
Arse!
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I want a bike for my birthday.
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 16:24, Reply)
I post crap on B3TA.
Mind you I quit on Monday. Mouthing off to my Boss on the holiday topic might not have been so bad if Rudi hadn't sent it 'round to everyone.
Wanker.
edit --> I Should point out here that, excluding the obvious factual likelihood that it is an accurate description of a pastime in which Rudi, along with at least 90% of other males, participates, Rudi is an all round good chap and not generally deserving of the title 'Wanker'.
On this occasion I referred to him in this derogatory way because:
a) I thought it was funny to do so in my post;
b) he genuinely did forward a post, in which I called my boss a cunt, on to said boss;
c) it is in my nature to be indiscriminately offensive.
I should like to beg his forgiveness for such a slur on his name, but also to remind him that almost everything that falls out of my mouth is meant in a light-hearted way (the best way to tell is by seeing whether I am holding a blunt instrument or not).
None the less, in this situation, I feel that some single expletive sentence is required here, but in deference to the opinions of others I shall stick to expressions which describe the situation rather than an individual:
Arse!
<-- /edit
I want a bike for my birthday.
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 16:24, Reply)
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