How I Skive Off WorkAdmit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
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rob, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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My preferred methodsNow im in sixth form and getting £30 a week from the government to do it, you'd think i wouldn't wanna skive seeming as i have more free lessons than actual lessons. Still, my preferred method of skiving is having a 'bad stomach ache' simply walk to the office, if anyone asks talk in a low, depressed kinda voice, sign myself out of the signing in book and walk out free as a jaybird.
Another good one is how to get out of my dreaded lunchtime lessons with a teacher probably diagnosed with parkinsons, she shakes so much its as if she used a vibrator and forgot about it. Simply walk in, say i feel ill/brothers really ill at home and i have to look after him e.t.c. and i can buggar off and do whatever the hell i want!
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Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 17:45,
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