How I Skive Off WorkAdmit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
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rob, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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getting away with doing nothingIm workshop foreman for the small company I work at. I can spend good portions of the working day wandering between workshop, office, sales shop, storage site and old workshop clutching a random bit of broken stuff. No real intention of fixing it or anything, I just wander around the place. Beats working anyway.
I also have "bowel disease" so get to sit in the shitter on a pretty much hourly basis for 10-15 minutes at a time. Im not actually straining to force out a reluctant turd, Im usually sitting on the radiator playing "snake" on my mobile phone. I have now managed to completely fill the screen with 1 big snake on the first 7 of the ten levels. woo.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 21:12, Reply)
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