How I Skive Off Work
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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Working really hard as usual
I discovered a great new way to skive the other day - training new people. Show them once how to use the computer (a monkey could do it), remind them to turn off the mic before slagging off customers, and then just stand and watch them do your job for five hours. I've put my name down to train all the new starters.
( , Thu 28 Apr 2005, 11:53, Reply)
I discovered a great new way to skive the other day - training new people. Show them once how to use the computer (a monkey could do it), remind them to turn off the mic before slagging off customers, and then just stand and watch them do your job for five hours. I've put my name down to train all the new starters.
( , Thu 28 Apr 2005, 11:53, Reply)
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