How I Skive Off WorkAdmit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
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rob, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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Being Colonel SandersI'm a bit pissed off with chickens.
So I tried to re-create a five-dimensional space-time continuum using just a cigar-smoking haddock.
Bizarre you might say, but my thinking was that if I could discover a worm hole that turned into a fish finger on the second tuesday of the badger year then I could power-throw the fonz into the cosmos of cabbages.
I was wrong.
After all I am a gerbil.
Nice gerbil.
I never skive at work.
(, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:03, Reply)
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