How I Skive Off WorkAdmit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
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rob, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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Supermarket CheckoutsOne way of getting out of work is to deliberately sabotage the till, usually by unpluging some random cable, and spend the next 2 hours watching the checkout manager rewire and swap over every component in the till before working out what had happened. "looks a loose connection" is the usual response. Ive been doing this for 4 months now and its only recently they have started to catch on...
Another technique is to suddenly bend down and 'clean the floor of the till' whenever a customer walks past, making it look like the till is closed. Fun days...
(, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:03, Reply)
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