How I Skive Off Work
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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Shagging.
Boring job, scummy location, most of the staff out a lot of the day on site visits. Best way of skiving I found was to embark on an affair with my extremely attached colleague.
Was great. For almost a year we spent all our time either groping one another in a 'subtle' way in meetings or shagging all over the office if we were left alone for longer than 15 minutes.
Fun AND less work. Marve.
Edit: I LOVE the response two posts up - GENIUS!
( , Fri 29 Apr 2005, 10:17, Reply)
Boring job, scummy location, most of the staff out a lot of the day on site visits. Best way of skiving I found was to embark on an affair with my extremely attached colleague.
Was great. For almost a year we spent all our time either groping one another in a 'subtle' way in meetings or shagging all over the office if we were left alone for longer than 15 minutes.
Fun AND less work. Marve.
Edit: I LOVE the response two posts up - GENIUS!
( , Fri 29 Apr 2005, 10:17, Reply)
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