How I Skive Off Work
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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I used to be a bad pisshead
I still am a pisshead, but I'm better at it now - anyway, I used to work at a Computer Games company tucked away in a little cubbyhole with my co-worker - I simply used to sleep of the previous nights excesses until me mate woke me up when the boss arrived - I only got caught once when me mate had gone to get toasted teacakes from the sarnie shop!
Once awake, I also used to blatantly play the latest computer games on me PSX devkit and when the boss walked in I'd pretend that I was doing research into the next big thing.
I really was a lazy cnut!
( , Fri 29 Apr 2005, 11:47, Reply)
I still am a pisshead, but I'm better at it now - anyway, I used to work at a Computer Games company tucked away in a little cubbyhole with my co-worker - I simply used to sleep of the previous nights excesses until me mate woke me up when the boss arrived - I only got caught once when me mate had gone to get toasted teacakes from the sarnie shop!
Once awake, I also used to blatantly play the latest computer games on me PSX devkit and when the boss walked in I'd pretend that I was doing research into the next big thing.
I really was a lazy cnut!
( , Fri 29 Apr 2005, 11:47, Reply)
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