How I Skive Off WorkAdmit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
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rob, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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I don't get to skive,as my job involves photographing houses. However, bear in mind I live in Southern California, but am actually English.
I told my boss that on Thursday, as it's the general election (it's also a California holiday known as Cinco De Mayo that the Californians made up for the benefit of the Mexicans who don't actually celebrate it), I need to drive out to Temecula (middle of nowhere) to vote as I can, ahem "vote by proxy".
Of course, this is complete bullshit, I just want the day off to spend in my local with my friends getting drunk and pretending it's a real Mexican holiday.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 3 May 2005, 7:14,
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