How I Skive Off WorkAdmit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
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rob, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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SkivingI remember back in the day, school Science lessons, we sat on a desk in front of the teacher who was named Mr Mabbort, top bloke, big West Ham supporter. Blatently one of the lads who liked science for making big bangs and the cool stuff like that, then found out there was even cooler stuff you could do with science. anyway, we used to chat loads instead of doing work and sometimes he'd be like "come on then lads get on with some work" and 5 minutes later it'd be "got any jokes then lads???" if all else failed we could push the "see the football at the weekend sir?" emergency button.
Worked in a kitchen in a restaurant for 2 years after that, not much skiving can be got away with there so im making up for it these days as im my own boss fixing PCs/printers and stuff like that. AAAAAAHHHHHH its the life. its not skiving if you cant get in trouble for it
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 11:00, Reply)
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