How I Skive Off Work
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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While on a Kibbutz in Israel once...
I did a variety of different jobs. The worst one was working in the factory. They had me on a production line wiring ciruit boards. I wanted to be outside working in the fields and on my tan, so I decided to cock them up as badly as possible, they eventualy noticed and moved me.
In the end I got a very dangerous job insulating water filter components with this self expanding foam. If I was having a ciggie and accidentally set fire to it, it burned blue and smelt terrible.
They didn't keep me long in the factory.
( , Tue 3 May 2005, 18:43, Reply)
I did a variety of different jobs. The worst one was working in the factory. They had me on a production line wiring ciruit boards. I wanted to be outside working in the fields and on my tan, so I decided to cock them up as badly as possible, they eventualy noticed and moved me.
In the end I got a very dangerous job insulating water filter components with this self expanding foam. If I was having a ciggie and accidentally set fire to it, it burned blue and smelt terrible.
They didn't keep me long in the factory.
( , Tue 3 May 2005, 18:43, Reply)
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