I used to troll the religious section on Yahoo answers.
I don't anymore as it was gradually overun by smug atheists and the fun went out of it. What's the point of trolling if all you get is general agreement and there's no one left to be indignant? Anyway, in the unlikely event the sky pilots turn out to be right, I'm on the first pendolino to Hull for this body of work alone. I tried to be a bit more creative with my trolling than the usual "God's not real" or Salman Rushdie's follow-up novel "The Buddha's a big fat cunt". I'll leave you with one example:

I can conclusively prove that God is real. what do you think?
Firstly, imagine that you are floating in space looking down at the world. Now imagine in your space ship next to you in the cabin there is a beaver. If you are having difficulty imagining a beaver, then imagine another furry woodland creature of approximately similar dimensions. Now, a beaver, if it is a beaver that you're imagining, needs a diet of green leafy vegetables and fish meal protein mix if you're to keep it as a pet. One of the most important things to do is to look around your home and identify areas that the beaver could chew with his well developed incisors, and either paint them with a heavy pine lacquer that the beaver won't feel inclined to bite, or to simply remove those objects from within the beavers reach. Have him checked by a vet regularly, and remember: beavers love water. I wish you many years of enjoyable beaver ownership.
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:24, 5 replies)

I too used to enjoy religious forums, exposing peoples weird beliefs with logic and references to the bib;e but the atheists ruined them.

( rjmrjm, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:21, closed)

you can't be a contrarian when the majority agree with you

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:34, closed)

Yes you can.
You just switch sides.
(username failed moderation, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 8:50, closed)

Oh no you can't...
Switching sides to the minority position is a pointless waste of time.
You might as well just post pro and con on alternate days.

So, No you can't be a contrarian...

Or possibly yes you can, depends which day it is
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:23, closed)

Yes, I see your point
but I have to say you haven't got a clue what you're talking about.

You're also a bit fat, therefore you should stay out of the discussion.
(username failed moderation, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:41, closed)