Hell booked
I have:

1. Pissed on an altar

2. Called a nun a cunt

3. Stolen from the Vatican

4. become an atheist

1. I pissed on an altar when I was 6 and it was accidentally I didn't flop my knob out and slash up a statue of the virgin mary. I was an alter server and catholic masses go on for a very long time I thought i could hold it, I couldn't and a little yellow waterfall cascaded down the altar steps.

2. I went to a catholic school (hence the alter serving) and some of our teachers were nuns. The head mistress was a formidable nun called Sister Margaret-Mary. Face like a hatchet, fucking horrible bitch. My friend John-Paul told me to call her a cunt. I didn't know what it meant. I knew it was rude but didn't know the power of the C-bomb. The look on her face was fantastic & terrifying and I received a hell of a beating and letter home where I received a hell of a beating. I reflection it was worth it for that look on her face and the sight of my mate John Paul struggling the breath from laughing so much

3. I stole postcards & a tea towel of the Sistine Chapel when I visited the Vatican. Amazing place even if you don't believe in god. I figured they didn't need the money.

4. Being brought up a catholic made me really question the existence of god from an early age because to put it simply they believe in some fucked up shit.
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:32, Reply)