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Repent ye sinners - Tell us about a dreadful thing you've done that means you'll burn in hell.

(, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:02)
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Hell booked
I have:

1. Pissed on an altar

2. Called a nun a cunt

3. Stolen from the Vatican

4. become an atheist

1. I pissed on an altar when I was 6 and it was accidentally I didn't flop my knob out and slash up a statue of the virgin mary. I was an alter server and catholic masses go on for a very long time I thought i could hold it, I couldn't and a little yellow waterfall cascaded down the altar steps.

2. I went to a catholic school (hence the alter serving) and some of our teachers were nuns. The head mistress was a formidable nun called Sister Margaret-Mary. Face like a hatchet, fucking horrible bitch. My friend John-Paul told me to call her a cunt. I didn't know what it meant. I knew it was rude but didn't know the power of the C-bomb. The look on her face was fantastic & terrifying and I received a hell of a beating and letter home where I received a hell of a beating. I reflection it was worth it for that look on her face and the sight of my mate John Paul struggling the breath from laughing so much

3. I stole postcards & a tea towel of the Sistine Chapel when I visited the Vatican. Amazing place even if you don't believe in god. I figured they didn't need the money.

4. Being brought up a catholic made me really question the existence of god from an early age because to put it simply they believe in some fucked up shit.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:32, Reply)

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