I don't have a shed...
...does that make me lose this QOTW? Will I go to Hell and forever burn in the fires of damnation? Will I be made to live my shedless existence over and over again for eternity, always to be without a place to store all the stuff that I can't think of a use for, nor a reason to get rid of? Never to feel the warm glow from erecting (ahem!) a bona-fide D.I.Y. shed, not even a flat-pack, own-brand shed that I bought for a discount online and still never used to its fullest potential?

NO!

I will go out and make a shed tomorrow, with bits of shed. Or at least buy a shed. Or I will just look at sheds online and procrastinate about which shed is better. I will put them in the checkout baskets of all the internet sites I visit. I will make it my life goal to add as many sheds to my virtual baskets as I can and all without buying them. I will never repent, for I am sure of my beliefs, in sheds... virtual sheds.

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{edit - even my C.D.C. doesn't stretch that far}
(IdlePeAcEsign if trouble were my mistress, i'd send her to them, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 0:09, Reply)