Can we stop the cheating stories please?
If that's what you are going to burn in hell for, then I suggest you step outside and live life a little. You won't in burn in hell; you can justify it all you like, but sex is great.

Unless you are an extremely tall contortionist in a giant pineapple costume, getting if off with a camel? giraffe? who is not your husband/wife and leave a photo of it on your fridge, which you will definitely burn in hell for.
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 8:01, 2 replies)

Sex is over-rated.
I tried it once, it wasn't really that good.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 1:47, closed)

Sounds like
You are doing it wrong.
(Booce, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:03, closed)