Wait ... so ... wait ... but ... have I got this right?
Somebody was deliberately annoying on the internet.
So you got annoyed and wrote a fucking mini-epic whine poem?
And some time later you thought it would be a good idea to share it. With the internet.

Are you a teenage emo on crystal meth?

Because otherwise I think you just found the supersecret room underneath the "tragic internet losers" level of Super Mario.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:33, 2 replies)

I imagine this goes without saying, but I'm fairly indifferent to your tedious, bombastic fuckwittery. Thumbs-up for your awareness of crystal meth, though - I'd presumed you were more into the Sanatogen and HRT stage of life...
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:11, closed)

Cry me a fucking psalm.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:15, closed)

you're not even worth a haiku.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:17, closed)

Yeah. You don't really get to play the "I'm not bovvered" card once you've committed your whining to clumsy verse.
Soz.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:07, closed)

Dr. Shambles is
a pain in the fucking arse
who would've known, eh?

*Note Shambo the the time and effort I've put into this - it's indicative of just how highly I think of you and your input here*
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:39, closed)

yeah, he was sick of being picked on by an internet prick
So he wrote a poem and was as much of a prick as the original prick.

I'm not sure what he was trying to do.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:43, closed)

He's certainly succeeded.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:08, closed)

Rory is ace. End of discussion.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 23:17, closed)