The wheels on the bus go round and round
Use to get the bus home from school every day. Journey was normally about 20 minutes but the closer we got to Christmas the longer and fuller the bus got. And the last week of school the bus was standing room only and you couldnt get another single (or married) person onboard

Sat up the back (because I was one of the hard kids) a couple of rows in front was a mum with a young daughter balancing her shopping on her lap. The little kid was standing next to her and was singing loudly. The only song she knew was The wheels on the bus

"The wheels on the bus go round and round.
Round and round
round and round
etc

But she only knew once verse. Which she then repeated again and again and again.

And whilst the first time was cute the 23rd time was more than slightly irritating.

So mum turned to her daughter and asked the little darling if she could sing something else.

At which point her daughter stopped and thought for a second before starting up again with

"Bodyform. Bodyform for YOUUUUUUUUU!

The bus laughed and the mum went red in the face.
(lordofallhesurveys How appropriate you fight like a cow, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:24, 4 replies)

Hee hee hee
Nurseries these days seem to be teaching them:

"A big red bus, a big red bus. Mini, mini, mini and a big red bus"
"Ferrari... Ferrari... Mini, mini, mini and a big red bus"

To the tune of the Fast Food Song by the Fast Food Rockers...
( chthonic, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:31, closed)

Now that's
Fucking funny! Click
(Kip, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:35, closed)

Don't mock
Bloody good tune that BodyForm one.
( SteamedCleaner, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 4:21, closed)

Further verses
... just in case you're stuck in the same situation again:

The Wipers on the bus go swish-swish-swish

The Grannies on the bus go knit knit knit

The Mummies on the bus go chitter chatter chitter

The Conductor on the bus goes 'all fares please'

The Driver on the bus goes 'move along the bus'

The Psycho on the bus goes 'I'm gonna eat your eyeballs'
(MartinB9999, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:56, closed)