Revenge is a dish best served......eaten?
Living in Non-UK European country and not having a driving license I get to travel the Pov wagon fairly often. I tend to keep my iPod in and face firmly turned towards the window lest any of my fellow travellers try and engage me in conversation
ANYWAY my story...
Sitting minding my own business near the middle of the busy bendy bus (alliteration ROCKS) I hear shouting towards the front of the bus, a girl around my age (27) was sat next to a young black man shouting typical (for this country at least) fairly racist remarks, enquiring whether he could in fact fornicate with himself, and requesting that he does indeed 'go back to the jungle'. This poor man was sitting there not making a sound, head straight ahead and not reacting. Meanwhile the inspector gets on and is asking for tickets, people are holding them ready to show that all is paid and proper when the young black gentleman takes the shouty ladies ticket out of her hand, eats it and then carries on staring straight ahead. She went mental and of course explaining to the inspector that her ticket had been eaten just got her thrown of the bus for being a nutter without a valid ticket.
(Bababoon, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:42, 16 replies)

This is marvellous!
~clicks~
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:19, closed)

Har Har
I BELIEVE THEY EAT PAPER DON'T THEY?
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:34, closed)

Simply
brilliant.
(irv made you eat your parents in a chilli on, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:39, closed)

Utterly brilliant!
I want to shake that man by the hand. I wish I could have seen it happen!
( Chum Gnomesky Nom Chompsky, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 2:39, closed)

Priceless
I hope this one gets in the newsletter. I nearly laughed my pelvis out of my nose.
( chart cat has an itch, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 3:59, closed)

Love it!
MASSIVE click
(Zutroy started without you, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 5:11, closed)

genius!
I love that man
(it's not hash mixed drops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 7:48, closed)

Haha
Win
(BarryChuckle, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:20, closed)

That's what immigrants do, you know
They eat your bus tickets, your swans and your jobs.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:07, closed)

^ This is true ^...
I got told it by a lovely young man. He started trying to tell me all about his views for the future, but was unfortunately stopped by a horde of egg-throwing protestors.
( TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:22, closed)

Wer ist der Schwarzfahrer?
Isn't that a gritty black and white eductaional video used for teaching foreigners German? I like it anyway :)
(placenta pug life, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:57, closed)

Never been to Germany.
One could only wish for the organised government of the Krauts. Oh and Pavements that you can actually walk on.
(Bababoon, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:11, closed)

Very good!!
This has winner written all over it, mate. Nice one and *click*
( SpankyHanky, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:26, closed)

I have an inny not an outy so am much more used to 'Love' or 'Queen'
thangewverymuch.
(Bababoon, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:33, closed)

Excellent!
I just clicked so hard I almost broke my mouse!
(5150, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:53, closed)

Brilliant
Best story I have ever heard!
(redshoes, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:03, closed)