Annoying words and phrasesMarketing bollocks, buzzword bingo, or your mum saying "fudge" when she really wants to swear like a trooper. Let's ride the hockey stick curve of this top hat product, solutioneers.
Thanks to simbosan for the idea
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:13)
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Managementspeak at my workplace"Now, none of these things are light-switches"
= "I've just told you a bunch of stuff you already knew. And I'm being paid more than you to do it."
"How can we appliantize that?"
= "we want to sell this incredibly complicated thing as a beige box even a drooling idiot could operate. And we're making that your problem."
"How can we get more wood behind this arrow?"
= "None of you want to do [insert degrading activity]. So we want you tell us - how can we make you *want* to do this?"
(, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:34, Reply)
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